I’ll be at the Wordstock Festival in Portland, Oregon, and will be doing a joint appearance with G. Xavier Robillard, author of ”Captain Freedom: A Superhero’s Quest for Truth, Justice and the Celebrity He So Richly Deserves.” Right now that’s scheduled for 2:00pm, Sunday, October 11, so if you want to meet me in the flesh and experience that inevitable sense of disappointment and disillusionment that comes with meeting an author, that’s your chance.
I’d advise you to come prepared: if you peruse the comments, you’ll see that Mr. Robillard has informed me that he will be exercising his second amendment rights to bear Nerf arms. I have my own plan.
I for one cannot wait for mutual disappointment! I just received an enormous shipment of Nerf dart weapons so we can intimidate the audience during the Q&A. If you’re down with that.
My plan is to frighten people with an enormous writerly beard, two pipes, and a massive black turtleneck sweater that will make me appear to weigh several thousand pounds.
you can smoke two pipes at oncet? in what orifices? or do I want to know the answer to that?
note my archaic use of “oncet” to compliment the oldy-timey nature of your giant beard.